Introducing LIKAIM - Linux Kernel AI LLM. Large language model to take a lead role in reviewing patches to Linux Kernel mailing list by the end of this year.
The new model is trained on original Linus messages from the pre-pandemic and pre-dotcom era, bringing a flavor of unbiased and ruthless judgement that made Linux so great back then, and will make it great again.
We suppose that during this training period, the LIKAIM will be able to switch from review-only mode to full commit access, proving to the kernel community that while LLMs haven’t reached the AGI yet, they are already beyond the level of intelligence necessary to submit core patches.
To accommodate the newer generation of our furry friends, the LIKAIM was also trained on Rust codebase. Experiments with LIKAIM in NVIDIA lab proved that borrow checking is possible to implement on the hardware memory cell level. Our partners at NVIDIA lab confirmed that this is the final milestone that resolves dispute between the company management and kernel community. They already work with LIKAIM to deliver an open core platform combining CPU+LLMRAM on a single chip that implements borrow checking on hardware level. That platform will be the flagman for the LIKAIM rewrite of Linux kernel in 100% Rust. The kernel release will be celebrated with the first non-numeric major version R1.
Is this something you have developed, or are you sharing information about something (if the latter, it’s good to say something like “Hi folks, this looks interesting: …”, just so people know you are bringing something to the community’s attention)? If you could please provide a link to the project so people can look it up, that’ll be great. Otherwise the information content is this topic is a little low and unclear.
Did you write this comedic piece yourself? It hits on so many zeitgeisty issues in the Linux world. It really is hilarious (except maybe the furry mention).
Yes. LIKAIM was not involved in writing this post. Yet
On that day I felt a void in my soul that stuck somewhere between Reddits /r/memes, /r/LocalLLama and local Linux user group. From the group I knew of some rusty kernel stories, but my knowledge of Rust was limited to borrow checking and some furry stories (it still is). Having 1968 open tabs with “interesting links” about local LLMs I suddenly felt an urge to connect the dots. The revelation fell upon me and the LIKAIM text slowly appeared beneath my fingers as time units passed by. Was I possessed by spirit fumes from Saturday’s party? Or was it some /r/aivideo that uploaded the enlightenment text directly into my Slow Processing Unit? I don’t know. But if I have a choice, let the saint weights of Terry Pratchett guide my letter stacking delight. Clack.
